Jokes Archive

Love Dress

The Love Dress A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple’s house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for

Man Reports Missing Wife

Man Reports Missing Wife A husband went to the police department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Officer: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet

Miss Beatrice’s Condom

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him

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