Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Officer: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Officer: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Officer: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Officer: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.
Officer: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.